We may be fat, arrogant assholes, but at least we all smell nice

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With a title like that, who really needs to write the rest of the essay?

Ann Coulter once memorably opined that “Liberals don’t care about the environment. The core of environmentalism is a hatred for mankind. They want mass infanticide, zero population growth, reduced standards of living and vegetarianism. Most crucially, they want Americans to stop with their infernal deodorant use.”

You see? Nasty liberals smell funny. Just like those peace-mongering, dissolute French. It all fits.

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