This is your captain speaking. We have begun final descent from limbo and expect to be landing in Via Negativa soon. Please remain seated and turn off the overhead lights.
This is your captain speaking. We have begun final descent from limbo and expect to be landing in Via Negativa soon. Please remain seated and turn off the overhead lights.
I’ll have a whiskey.
Flight attendant! Please tell the captain that there are space aliens circling behind the plane! He should take evasive action. Help!!!
I put my seat in an upright position too, in anticipation of the good landing.
Where is the complimentary chocolate???
Where are the poems??
And where oh where, may I ask, is the singing nun?
Objects may have shifted during flight.
…Actually, the title makes me want to add, “Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?”
I think Clive wants you to sing, but hey, if you can rap…