"A Duke University professor who warned
Chinese students against communicating
in their native language and urged them
to speak English instead has stepped down
as the head of a master's program and
apologized after her emails sparked outrage
on campus and on social media. . . .
In her message sent to students on Sunday,
Megan Neely wrote: "I deeply regret the hurt
my email has caused. It was not my intention.
Moving forward, it is my sincerest wish
that every student in the Master of
Biostatistics program is successful
in all of their endeavors."
~ CNN, 29 January 2019
You are good
at nanoparticle
physics, you are
good at institute
of technology.
You learn to skillfully
lift pipettes of potential
biohazards to your lips and
at the very last moment
let go.
Enter your findings
in our ledgers: left
to right, top to bottom,
while the egg timers tick
quietly on formica.
You are a rapid fire
calculator evolved from
abacus pre-software so now
let us teach you how
to properly roll
your Rs. Sorry not
sorry. You might feel bad,
but understand I am good-
intentioned and you
so lucky
to be second author
on nearly a dozen
papers now! The break
room has a microwave
cover to keep
complex oils
of lunches from drifting
into the lab atmosphere,
and a potted plant
for absorbing quiet
conversation.
These are the articles
a and the; insert them
to clarify such a beautiful
polymer of universal
language. Comma,
comma, semicolon, colon.
At home you can speak, but
here this is how you land
the big grant. The grade.
This is
about the job.