The world's first ringtone was heard
in 1994: the opening bars of Johann
Sebastian Bach's Tocatta and Fugue in D
Minor. Now each person in the family
and in every friend group can have
their own ringtone: crystals, bamboo;
wave, cosmic, classic. Or a crescendo
of Amazonian yells from the Wonder
Woman soundtrack. But I want to know:
what sound would ring best to signal
danger, coming sorrow, the bill collector?
Early mornings before the fog lifted
from the streets in my hometown,
we'd hear the call of the itinerant
scissors-grinder, umbrella-mender,
bean-curd vendor—One messenger, one
unwinding call with linked syllables
singing of the blade, the broken
rib, the way sweetness coagulates
in its own messy syrups and vats.