“Greetings from my next life in which I am a professional Pokémon player.” - Matthew Salesses, 10 July 2020, Twitter @salesses Do you ever wonder about the boy who fell into the gorilla pit at the Brookfield Zoo in 1996, and was picked up and cradled by the female gorilla Binti Jua? The unnamed boy spent four days in the hospital with injuries to his face and head, but none of the newspaper articles suggest that he didn't survive. He must be in his 20s now: past the legal age to drink, to vote for the first time. Did he spend most afternoons of his youth at the library, reading through the stacks but avoiding the shelves of National Geographic and Field & Stream? Does he have an adventurous side, one that admires the Turkish paraglider who rigged a whole living room set— red upholstered couch, side table with lamp, TV stand— so he could sail over the sea at Ölüdeniz while clicking the remote and eating a bag of chips? Some of us take a wrong turn in an unfamiliar town or get into some stupid scrape like shoplifting mascara at the drugstore. Some of us, trying to outrun a red light, won't see the semi coming. Meanwhile in another country, children just walking home from school get caught in the violent crossfire in the war on drugs— which proves that the real animals are never the ones in a cage. In such cases, when the identity of the killer is unknown, the family puts a yellow chick and some grain on the coffin's glass so it might peck at the conscience of the guilty one. I want them to shed copious tears on the casket, to make the spirit return soon for vengeance.