In Vietnam they were "Mập–Ốm" and in Spain, "El Gordo y el Flaco." Where I grew up, we simply asked for the square packets in which salted, roasted watermelon seeds were sold at the corner sari-sari store: "Fat & Thin," known to the rest of the world as Laurel & Hardy. Bare feet on Saturday porch steps, heads bent over rented, dog-eared komiks. Our lips whitened as we cracked each brittle pod open and our tongues extracted the slivers of meat inside, our greedy labors incommensurate to what it took to gather them from the bellies of fruit out of an acreage and more. A pile of dark shells grew where we sat, until the hour when a cuckoo might have trilled or taunted the lateness of the day; until one of us had his ears pinched by an irate mother—our own small vaudevilles playing to a gallery as the lamps came on.