and finds it dusty and in distressing need of a good wash, a change of clothes, an overdue dental appointment, a change in attitude— Death says to its own body, you know there are combs and hairbrushes, even good knockoffs now of Supersonic Ion hairdryers. Death gives its own body the up- and-down sweep of the eye (so judgey); Honey, it says, bless your heart but martyrdom doesn’t look good on you. After all, you’ll be there at the end of anyone’s runway, winning. In the meantime, why not put a little flesh on those bones, a little samba in your step? D is for death and deprive, disgrace and dirt; doubt, dumb, don’t. But D is also for darling, donut, delirious, delight.