her first cellphone chain letter: This
January is very special! There are 5
Sundays and 5 Mondays in 1 single
month— this happens every 823 years!
According to Chinese feng shui, you must
send this message to 9 good women you love,
and money will appear! Those who stop
won’t get anything. Good luck, now
you’re on the list and something
will make u happy. I got her multi-
part text shortly before New Year’s eve,
along with a p.s. about remembering
to eat tomatoes and broccoli and not
stress out too much, to help my liver
heal— And now I realize I’ve let 3
full days pass without doing anything
about these instructions. On one hand,
she’s always been the optimistic
though slightly superstitious sort;
and on the other, she’s never been
one to shy away from buckle-down-
hard-work. She had carpenters tear up
the floorboards in our living room,
because the grain of the wood flowed
in a vertical direction, certainly
taking all good fortune out the door.
More than a couple of times, when I
was a child, I watched from bed
as she sat night after night with pins
in her mouth and a tangle of stitches
before her, seed pearls, satin, and rick-
rack, sewing a trousseau and outfits
for an entire bridal entourage.
She texts me often nowadays, saying she
goes to church and prays she’ll find a buyer
for our old home, so she can come and live
with me. She remembers her grand-
daughter here, from the last time she
came for a visit and my child was still
in pre-school; how she arrived at the tail
end of summer and marveled as leaves changed
to rich bronze colors of ball gowns
in fall; how disappointed she was her visa
extension request was denied before there
was even enough snow to cover the grass.
In response to an entry from the Morning Porch.