—It’s a grim age for pilgrimage. The waters of ablution bloom with blue-green algae. But even the fastest Baptist would find this torrent abhorrent.
—Oh don’t be shellfish and mussel your way into the shoals! It’s simply unseemly. Surely the river doesn’t need another drowned voice.
—But the water is getting away; it must be stopped! This canyon would be so much more accommodating if it harbored a peaceful lake. The spirit could find herself there, in those still waters, gazing back.